野人 - 2006-3-11 20:14:00
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said:
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will tell everyone how smart and brave
you are and how you are my hero."
The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
I will be your loving companion for an entire week."
The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it,
and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.."
Again, the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a
year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.
小杨飞刀 - 2006-3-12 19:16:00
可怕的大叔还会说英文呢???是英文吧???法国英文?
大脸猫不吃鱼 - 2006-3-13 15:30:00
cool
大脸猫不吃鱼 - 2006-3-21 16:39:00
faint
xiaohuamao - 2006-3-23 22:36:00
poor princess
大脸猫不吃鱼 - 2006-3-27 8:53:00
lucky frog
小猪呼噜噜 - 2007-2-16 18:57:00
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