Ｊｏｋｅ 2　You got an　"F" in sex

A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how
old are you?"
The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very
personal question. You
are not supposed to ask a woman her age."

Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?"

The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal
question. People
don't want to be asked about their weight."

The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy
get a divorce?"

The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive
subject. When you are
older, I'll tell you."

The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and
tells her friend
about the conversation she had with her mother. Her
friend says, -
"That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You
can find all the
information in there."

So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in
her purse, looks at
it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother.
- "Mommy, mommy, I
know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much
you weigh, too! You
weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a
divorce! You got an
"F" in sex