世上最强的中国式英语

01．we two who and who？ 
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿 
　　 
02．how are you ? how old are you? 
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 
　　 
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 

04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 

05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 
　　有事起奏，无事退朝 
　　 
06．you me you me 
　　彼此彼此 
　　 
07．You Give Me Stop!! 
　　你给我站住！

08．know is know noknow is noknow 
　　知之为知之，不知为不知... 
　　 
09．WATCH SISTER 
　　表妹 
　　 
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough 
　　美中不足 
　　 
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 
　　车祸现场描述 
　　 
13．heart flower angry open 
　　心花怒放 

14．go past no mistake past 
　　走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry! 
　　老外：I am sorry too! 
　　小明：I am sorry three! 
　　老外：What are you sorry for? 
　　小明：I am sorry five! 

16．If you want money,I have no; 
　　if you want life,I have one! 
　　要钱没有，要命一条 

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 
　　我叫李老大，今年25。 

18．you have two down son。 
　　你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die 
　　有多远，死多远！！！！ 

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face 
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 

21. no three no four 
　　不三不四 

22. seven up eight down 
　　七上八下 

cat cry mouse，fake kind sad
猫哭耗子假慈悲
sit in chest but not confuse
坐怀不乱
install mouth do situation
装腔作势 

 
see ball
看球 

 


人山人海
mountain people mountain sea 

  天南海北

sky south sea north



上上下下的关怀

care of up up down down


经典的：好好学习，天天向上
good good study & day day up